Tail-wagging Humorists Mugs

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No need to shout.'

K9 Authors.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.