Tail-wagging Enthusiasts Mugs

Most importantly, we want to live in an area that had good public obedience schools.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'I've just been sold nine life insurance policies.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

A dog reads a newspaper

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."