Wagging Tail Enthusiast Mugs

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Dog Park Zoom

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.