Tail-wagging Gossiper Pillows

"Yeah, that Bernice...she's got her nose in everybody's business."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."