Tail-wagging Gossiper Pillows

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"You've already been for a walk."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."