Tail-wagger Trainer Pillows

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'He's barking mad!'

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.