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Love a Mutt

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Made your point.'

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Stick man throws arm for dog

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Take it easy back there!"

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Puppy love."

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

A Dog's Grave.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."