Tail-wag Tamer Pillows

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Fido and Fifi

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.