Tail-wag Tamer Pillows

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Headshot of perky dog.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.