Tail-swishing Aficionado Pillows

Hunting opportunism.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."