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'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Good boy

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

My tail's cold.

Descartes' dog.

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

Squirrel Salon

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Book Club. Tonight "The Catcher in the Rye." What a disappointment! I thought it was going to be about a baseball player opening a deli.

cat

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"Once cooked, leave to stand for 1 minute."