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"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Pond Dipping...

Rapunzcow

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Tadpoles

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Drive Thru Police Station

'It looks fishy to me.'

Crossing the Road

"T-That's not a palm tree"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

'GIT!!!'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

First place / Second place next exit.

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'