Tadpole Curator T-Shirts

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Life of Pi

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Escher exhibition first floor

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Pond Dipping...

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Private Viewing