Tadpole Observer Mugs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Pond Dipping...

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Rapunzcow

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Tadpoles

'It looks fishy to me.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Crossing the Road

Drive Thru Police Station

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"T-That's not a palm tree"

'GIT!!!'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

First place / Second place next exit.

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank