Tactile Shopping Enthusiast Prints

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Terms and conditions

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."