Tactile Shopping Enthusiast Mugs

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Terms and conditions

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."