Tactical Wizard Gifts

"We got winners!"

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"So who is this First pet?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The Use of Cavalry

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"It's baaaack!"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.