Taco Worshipper T-Shirts

"I love Taco Tuesday."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Pyramid catflap...

Marilyn's Rushmore

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Jennifer Aniston

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Kirks & Tacos

Worshiping the TV.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Tacosaurus Mex

Fresh Fish Tacos

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

TACO

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"