Tackle Box Whisperer T-Shirts

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"You know very well what fish!"

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

'I need a new toy!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

Pest control, with death.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'You only caught one?'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"When were you first aware of this urge to show sympathy and compassion for nails instead of pounding them?"

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

'I'm always wary of plumbers who ask if you have a small spanner.'

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

The Online Shopaholic

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

The Taming of the Screw.

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"