Tackle Box Whisperer Mugs

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"You know very well what fish!"

'I need a new toy!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'You only caught one?'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Doll Hospital: All insurance plans accepted.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

'I'm always wary of plumbers who ask if you have a small spanner.'

The Online Shopaholic

The Taming of the Screw.

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'