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How very Independent!

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Quiet Time

Dad's home

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Childhood Screen Addict

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'Sorry, Holly!'

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'