Tabloid Collector Mugs

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Waiting Room Quarterly

JET (Part I)

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'