Tablet Trivia Buff Pillows

"Mom, why does Grandpa lick his fingers before turning the page?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

Trivia/Great Literature.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Albert Einstein and book

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

The Wiki Man.

Baldness Facts

The Mom quiz show