Tablet Trivia Buff Pillows

"Mom, why does Grandpa lick his fingers before turning the page?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

The Mom quiz show

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."