Tablet Techie Mugs

"Subscribe to premium for regular tablet-updates from the cloud."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

i-teddy

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Statue of liberty selfie

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"