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"Subscribe to premium for regular tablet-updates from the cloud."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Gadget geek.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

i-teddy

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."