Table Tactic Master Mugs

Snooker cue pierces ball.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Board Game Hunter

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Before instant replay.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Snooker.

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Trojan Horse Threat.

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'What's 8x9?' - '72' - '...and what's 9x8?' - '27' - 'Not quite, Nigel... have another go.' - 'Oh, it burns... it burns.'

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Here.'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"I taught myself to beg."

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."