Table Tennis Master Mugs

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Table tennis.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Club DJ.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

The return of Miss Subways

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

Stable tennis

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."