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The Ordered List

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

First O.M.G. church.

Holy phone

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

You Have 1 New Messages

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Why god isn't listening...

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

No Connection.

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud