Tabby Thinker Gifts

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Playdough's The Republic

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Hamlet

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I feel used."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Illogic Tree

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Of course you're not a failure... you can afford my fees can't you?'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"I know marriage is a partnership, but I didn't realise I'd be the silent partner."

Introverted Chair

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'