T-shirts Pillows

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"My other dog is a pitbull."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

I got your shirt

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'I distinctly said 'MAN.U'!!!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"You also get this free introductory T-shirt!" (Extremely flammable sign).

Albert Einstein wears a T-shirt that reads 'I'm with stupid'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'