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Santa Claus's Mail

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Slinky Cow World

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Crocodile

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Which one's yours?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Herb's from Texas."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"