T-ball Enthusiast Pillows

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Great British Eccentrics.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

All Star Team.

Disco Dancing

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

A boy with a football

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

A Masked Ball

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Football fan

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Arcade Game Baseball.

As smart as he was, Albert Einstein could not figure out how to handle those tricky bounces at third base.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

Mr Met

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"