T-ball Enthusiast Pillows

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Great British Eccentrics.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

A boy with a football

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Disco Dancing

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

A Masked Ball

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Football fan

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Arcade Game Baseball.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Pitching problems.

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'