8-ball Aficionado Pillows

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Great British Eccentrics.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A boy with a football

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

A Masked Ball

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Football fan

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Hey, Mister, can we have our hairball back?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.