Systems And Structure Aficionado Gifts

The census worker detects trouble at the McDonald farm.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mensa Does Improv

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Pizza Tower Bridge

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Monday around 9PM.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

The Fall from Pisa

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Scientists building a tower