System Setup Savant Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Where was I?

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Binge Watch

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Consumer care and technologies

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Woman in booksotre looking at books labeled 'Highly Graphic Novels.' Covers of books show various charts, graphs, spreadsheets.

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

Some apps are really useful.