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'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Meet the People of the Internet

The Adventures of Grammar Man

Grammar and Marketing

Communication

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

"I translate books from English into better English."

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

News. Editor. Like it? It's a new punctuation mark I invented!

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

To help for having job my lost a translator as

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'