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Someone who knows apostrophes

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

Scouse For Beginners

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

"I detect an accent – money?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

"I translate books from English into better English."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.