Syntax Savior Pillows

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Say 'no' to 'I done' and 'I seen'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"I translate books from English into better English."

Panic Button

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Houdini 2019

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Vaccine

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

'Ha-ha! My Dad is right! If you say a word too many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore!'

How to save the Planet...

'He's counting how many words 'whom' with an 'm'. His record is six hundred and twenty nine.'

"Don't split your infinitives with me, squire!"