Syntax Savior Prints

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Say 'no' to 'I done' and 'I seen'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

"I translate books from English into better English."

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"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

News. Editor. Like it? It's a new punctuation mark I invented!

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Houdini 2019

To help for having job my lost a translator as

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

Vaccine

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

"Don't split your infinitives with me, squire!"

"Do I capitalize the first letter in each word of, 'my idiot husband?'"

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