Synonym Seeker Gifts

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Thesaurus Editors' Conference, Convention, Discussion, Forum, Meeting, Seminar

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Backdoor

Dept of Synonyms

'Ok - your opinion on Roget's Thesaurus?'

'What luck! I was in need of some synonyms to punch up this speech.'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Roget's Pet

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Waste Not

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Reading my Critics

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Gulliver's other travels.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"Why are we here?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...