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"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"It's his ego growth chart."

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"