'You win.'
Symphony Conductor Gifts
Searching for a perfect gift for a symphony conductor? Our collection features creative and humorous items that honor their passion for music and leadership. Whether they’re directing an orchestra or simply love all things musical, find a thoughtful gift that hits the right note. From fun mugs to stylish prints, these products are designed to bring a smile and inspire their musical soul.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Concert Pianist.
Felix Mendelssohn
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Packed like sardines
Johannes Sebastian Bach
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Orchestra conductor
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
A white collar cow.
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
Doggy conductor
Gustav Holst
Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
No Instruments Please
Animal Band.
Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder
Fricka arrives.
A Lightning Conductor.
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
Composer's Trousers Fall Down.
'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
Symphony Conductor Gifts Collection
Symphony Conductor Mugs
Explore our range of themed mugs designed for symphony conductors—perfect for their morning coffee or tea with a humorous or inspiring touch.
Symphony Conductor Pillows
Browse our soft, artistic pillows featuring conductor-inspired designs—an ideal gift to add a musical touch to any space.
Symphony Conductor Prints
View our beautiful collection of conductor-themed prints—perfect for inspiring any music lover and enhancing their personal space.
Symphony Conductor T-Shirts
Check out our playful and stylish t-shirts tailored for symphony conductors—great for casual wear and showing off their musical passion.