Symphony Conductor Pillows

'You win.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Packed like sardines

Johannes Sebastian Bach

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Orchestra conductor

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

A white collar cow.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Doggy conductor

Gustav Holst

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

No Instruments Please

Animal Band.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Fricka arrives.

A Lightning Conductor.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."