Symphonic Satirist Prints

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Blockhead

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Daniel Craig caricature

The Pope

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Capitalism

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

The Bible, signed copy.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Oink.