Symphonic Satirist Mugs

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Blockhead

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

The Bible, signed copy.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Cowboy Trump

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Lex Ave Express