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'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Campground Conductor

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Peter Tchaikovsky.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Rustic Campgrounds.

Ants watching human invasion.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Rainbow violin surfers

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Campground Wi-fi.

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."