Symphonic Campers Gifts

'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Campground Conductor

Local, free-range bug juice.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Peter Tchaikovsky.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Rustic Campgrounds.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Rainbow violin surfers

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

Campground Wi-fi.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'