Sympathy Card Connoisseur T-Shirts

Sympathy Cards Inc.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Expensive greeting cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Belated Birthday Cards

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Sling

Mother's Day cards

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

Sympathy Cards

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Reflection greeting cards.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

The Perfect Holiday Card

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Basic greeting cards.

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.