Sympathy Card Connoisseur T-Shirts

Sympathy Cards Inc.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Expensive greeting cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Sling

Mother's Day cards

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Reflection greeting cards.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

Sympathy Cards

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

The Perfect Holiday Card

Get-Well Cards For Moods

"Heh heh heh!"

Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....