Symbolic Supporter T-Shirts

"Remember to virtue signal."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Life and Death

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

International Women's Day

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Fresh picked baseballs.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Louis Antoine Jullien

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Queen reigning.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Beggars on the street.

Football merchandising - 1953.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Jeb Can Ficks It

EU money addiction

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Alex Ferguson

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

Women History Month

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

Manuel Pellegrini

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...