Secretive Supporter T-Shirts

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Myanmar coup

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

International Women's Day

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

The Cactus Reader

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Queen reigning.