Syllabus Collector Pillows

"Lot 541, the last A Level Art History Syllabus, frame and dated, what do I hear bid. . .?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"Oh great, the printer is down."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter