Swordsmanship Prints

"Toupee!"

'Now I suppose, we owe them one.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."